Saying Good Bye to the Old-Channel

Saying Good Bye to the Channel

I was going to post "So long, and thanks for all the fish", which was the end/beginning of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy... but someone posted that on CNV.

So I'll  post this parody Star Trek song I wrote a few years ago.





https://disqus.com/home/channel/poetrypark/discussion/channel-poetrypark/star_trek_bohemian_rhapsody/



The folks at The Final Frontier like to have some fun. https://disqus.com/home/channel/thefinalfrontier/discussion/channel-thefinalfrontier/original_star_trek_theme_had_lyrics/
They started in on rewriting the song "Bohemian Rhapsody" to include a Star Trek theme. I figure they can use some help from the Poetry Park channel. <spoiler>MalcriadoRJ • 20 hours ago
</spoiler> Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? <spoiler>HAL 9000 Captain MalcriadoRJ • 20 hours ago </spoiler>
...Caught in a anomaly ,No escape from reality! <spoiler> MalcriadoRJ HAL 9000 • 20 hours ago

</spoiler> Let's star trek those lyrics: open your eyes, look up to the skies and see... <spoiler>HAL 9000 Captain MalcriadoRJ • 20 hours ago </spoiler> ... ... Jim, just killed a man, Put a phasor against his head, Pulled his trigger, now he's dead. <spoiler> MalcriadoRJ HAL 9000 • 20 hours ago </spoiler> Mama, trek had just begun... <spoiler> HAL 9000 Captain MalcriadoRJ • 20 hours ago </spoiler>

 But now I've gonna watch it all again! <spoiler>MalcriadoRJ HAL 9000 • 20 hours ago </spoiler> I see a little sillouetto of a ship The Borg Cube! The Borg Cube! resistance is futile! Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me <spoiler> HAL 9000

Captain MalcriadoRJ • 20 hours ago </spoiler> So you think you can assimilate me and remove my eye? So you think you can disassemble me and leave me to die? Oh, Borg Queen, can't do this to me, Borg Queen, Just gotta get out, just gotta teleport right outta here.

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Edit: Here's the integration attempt.

 Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in anomaly
No escape from reality
Open your eyes Look up to the skies and see
 I'm just a star boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go Little high, little low
Anyway the stars blow, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, just killed a man
Put a phasor to his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
 Mama, trek had just begun
But now I've gotta watch it all again

Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time

Goodbye everybody

 I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

Starfleet, ooo (anyway the stars blow)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
 I see a little silhouetto of a craft
 shuttlecraft, shuttlecraft will you ride the damned lightning
Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo's good to go - Come on let's go

But I'm just a star boy and no Klingon loves me
He's just a star boy from an earth family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go will you let me go
He's Dead Jim! No! They will not let you go - let him go
Heghpu' Jim! We will not let you go - let him go
He's Dead Jim! Klingons cannot let you go let me go
Will not let you go let me go (never)
Never let you go let me go
Never let me go ooo No, no, no, no, no, no, no

Oh Beam me Scotty, beam me Scotty, beam me Scotty let me go
The Enterprise has a shuttle put aside for me
For me For me

So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye
So you think you can try me and leave me to die
Oh qab ghu can't do this to me Qlp qoH
Just gotta get out just teleport right outta here

Oh yeah, ooh yeah
Weapon set to anti-matter
Anyone can see
The nothing I left in tatters, nothing really matters, you see

Anyway, the stars know





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Original lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody by rock group Queen:

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico

But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go will you let me go
Bismillah! No we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go let me go
Will not let you go let me go (never)
Never let you go let me go
Never let me go ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
For me
For me

So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out just gotta get right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters nothing really matters to me

Anyway the wind blows

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Original Star Trek Theme had LYRICS!!!
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@HAL9900 3 years ago
Original Star Trek Theme had LYRICS!!!

Check it out: Star trek TOS theme performed by epic Tenacious D !




Lyrics:
Beyond
The rim of the star-light
My love
Is wand'ring in star-flight
I know
He'll find in star-clustered reaches
Love,
Strange love a star woman teaches.
I know
His journey ends never
His star trek
Will go on forever.
But tell him
While he wanders his starry sea
Remember, remember me.